being trans would be amazing if I lived in a tiny bubble where everyone loved me and no one was horribly awful to me
going crazy going crazy going crazy going crazy going crazy
everyone lies to me!!! nobody can be fucking normal!!! i am losing all my friends and I didnt even DO anything.
Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate?
Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads
Anonymous asked:
hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
frogitivity answered:
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
